i know during all the debate about minorities, education, and the length of HP’s penis by Oso, you my dear reader must have been wondering “where the hell is moreno?” well, let me just tell you where i have been and been again.

Did you see that Superbowl?? neither did I. I heard the Eagles played the halftime show tho with Ringo on drums. i bet they played “Hotel California”. thats by far the best song written about football.

I moved again, from williamsburg to greenpoint. now instead of a 10 minutes walk in the freezing cold through a crowd of hipsters, i now walk 10 minutes in the cold through a crowd of polish people (“pollacks” as i hear they prefer to be called). let me tell you, theres nothing scarier than walking late at night on an empty street and seeing a group of 4 or 5 polish guys in their mid 20′s, drunk and talking loudly. well, nothing scarier if your skin is colored a shade of moreno. i quickly cross the street and continue walking. if you thought HP and his compton crew were scary, you should see these poles. when i walk by them in pairs they begin to talk loudly in their crazy pole language. i know theyre saying something degrading about me, but i just keep walking. its a lot like being back in madrid. its only a matter of time before they jump me. hopefully.

anyway, my new place is amazing. its a huge loft converted into 4 bedrooms with thin walls. all of my roomates are musicians, and there is a full on recording studio in the basement where my band practices and will eventually record. you can check out a picture of the control room here. so that makes everything worth while. for now…

on saturday night my girl and i went and saw M.I.A. in concert. it was a really good show. the crowd was going nuts! i guess they must not have realized she was sri lankan. they probably just thought she was “exotic”. anyway, it was fun, and Diplo is a good dj. almost as good as HP.

on sunday we went to the Upright Citizen’s Brigade theater to watch the Asssscat! show. its their sunday night improv show that is billed as having the original four members of the UCB but unfortunately it was only one of them, but fortunately it was the only one i really like. Ms. Amy Poehler. she’s funnier than HP’s stance on affirmative action. the rest of the crew were funny too but no one can compare with Ms. Poehler. she’s grrrrrreat.

Last night i watched the last 20 minutes of this movie called Osama which unforunately has nothing to do with that guy who hates america, you know, Michael Moore. Anyway, this movie was nuts…at least the last 20 minutes of it were. i suggest everyone watch the last 20 minutes of it. it changed how i thought about the Afghanistan war and war in general. or maybe it was the drugs, or the 40 oz making its way through my innards. either way, shits fucked up yo!

Sadly, i have some bad news to report. On Saturday, January 29th, my computer passed away. I guess you could say I killed it, but thats for the courts to decide. anyway, somehow in the move, i managed to fuck up my computer beyond repair. now i must face the grim future of not having a computer in my room. all my music, writings, porn art, all of it gone. whats a poor boy to do? buy a new motherboard apparently. and unless you cheapskates on this blog start donating to my fund, thats a long way from happening. so until then i will have to do all my “surfing of the net” on my computer here at work. so you know what that means, a lot less posting from moreno. which i suppose is perfect for oso since he hates me. what do you think, abogado really stopped posting? naw dear reader, thats what oso wants you to think. abogado’s account has been blocked by el oso celoso and his phone calls go unanswered. heck, consider yourself lucky if youre reading this, its only a matter of time before Oso “loses” or his hard drive “crashes”. sucks.

anywho, sorry to distract you from your bantering about which race is the supreme one (its the Dravidians, duh!). i’ll now let you get back to what it is you do best: gangbang HP like a bunch of young male Poles on a Moreno in Greenpoint. but know before i go,

Just like Liberace,
I will return to haunt you with
peculiar piano riffs.