How Stella Got Her Groove Gay

How Stella Got Her Groove Gay

so i dunno if “y’all” have heard about this, but remember that blockbuster How Stella Got Her Groove Back with Angela Basset and Whoopi Goldberg ? well apparently it was based on a novel, which was based on the author’s own story of finding...

It was the best of times, it was the…blurst of times?!

so i got me a friend. no need to start cheering, i’m not looking for feigned support. anyway, my friend Inder Comar wrote a book, its called Restoring the Community. Its a dark tale that takes place in the future, where humans are robots and robots are humans....

Smoov Criminal

Here’s Moreno, your trusted news correspondent, coming back at you in full effect, boyeeee!. ok, sorry about that. anyway, did you hear the news?! of course you didn’t, because you hear the news from ME! anyway, Michael Jackson, affectionately known by his...

Star…Bores??

that pun only works if you say it out loud, even then its still not that funny. Anyway, I finally got around to seeing the last Star Whores movie (again you got to say it out loud otherwise you might not….forget it). WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD: so i finally got...

John C. Reilly

so today is Mr. John C. Reilly’s 40th birthday. i’m not on the john c. reilly mailing list or anything, i just happened to see it on imdb.com and so i thought i’d honor an actor who i think deserves some attention. some classic John C. Reilly...

He's not crazy, he's just a Muslim

anyway, for those of you who will be in the NYC area on June 8th (none of you), Via Violenta are headlining the Brooklyn Sunset Music Festival. It’s going to be nutso like Bingo Gazingo. And now, thanks to MonstrOso, you can buy tickets to the show at our website. What an age we live in! Anyway thats my plug.

You are all on drugs

There is a very disturbing ad being played on the radio for Dunkin’ Donuts. It begins with two coworkers talking, very drearily about their workload: Man: boy this web project is killing me. Woman: Yea it just seems like its going around in circles. Man: Its all...
Via Violenta Strikes Back

Via Violenta Strikes Back

ok i got to make this quick, i’m working and have a lot of stuff i need to catch up on….but seriously folks, how the hell have you been? oh ive been just a great. first off this is me at our last show she was drunk by 4:00pm… anyway, my band Via...

He said . She said

why is it that so many stories in the Yahoo News Oddly Enough section come from india? He Sues Lover After Sex Change Hitch Reuters NEW DELHI (Reuters) – An Indian who became a man to marry a female relative was dumped after the surgery, a newspaper reported...